February 2012
4 posts
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrasses): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.
pretty neat.
January 2012
16 posts
WE ARE STILL HERE!!!!
aftermathdancecrew:
HEY GUYS!!! Sorry if we’ve been a lil M.I.A on here. BUT WE ARE BACK ON HERE!!!!! WE ARE HAVING ANOTHER AFTERMATH JUNIOR SEASON STARTING NEXT WEEK AGES 10-13 (Exceptions if they can handle the class). PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bring in those kids!!!
December 2011
14 posts
Watchladooores:
breeahhknee:
fuckyeahalfredlim:
Damn, my bad cunt.
oh yeah, i don’t go to these mcdonalds. but reblogged for the world to see, then eventually on news.
And that’s why your grown ass is still workin at a McDonalds.
November 2011
10 posts
It's insane how accurate this is... →
simplyst8ed:
breeahhknee:
st3phyyyy:
ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are...
It begins!!! 96.5!!! :)
October 2011
13 posts
If you are on God's side reblog this. If you're on...
ladooores:
krysteeezay:
wowfunniestposts:
i dont like reblogging shit like this, but this one got me cause of the second sentence.
Only cos I’m not on the devil’s side. Lol.
^^^^
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I don’t fucks with el diablo.
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